The second part of the game is to think of a good excuse for why the admin should not ban you (Really fun). The object of the game is to inflict as much mental anguish as possible by destroying other people's fleets and defences.Īfter the persons fleet/defence has been destroyed a common game begins which involves using the message section and as many swearwords which you have in your vocabulary. (***) need a f*ck off huge ship to kill someone's moon and make them cry.or a RIP or two will do (**)must have a disguish and an esp probe to do this (*)must of had a fleet to to get smashed to shit and then a recycler go collect the left over shit Six types of mission and they are really simple.ģ)Collecting the left overs of your pityful fleet (aka harvest)*ĥ)Making someone cry (aka Moon destruction)***Ħ)Creating another planet so that it can be arse-raped(aka Colonization)****ħ)Sending your crappy ships somewhere else (aka Deployment) Otherwise n00bs can get it if they were arse-raped by proffs Until you realise you've run out of deuterium. If it cries then you have to nurse it, and if it's attacked you have to be there to help it run like hell. You have to watch it to ensure that it doesn't need fed during the night. Cos looking bad on top of looking ugly wont be good.Ī vain attempt to try and tech rarely succeeds, but if the slim hope prevails and you do somehow manage to get a battleship, you must constantly watch it, you can't sleep. so dont build one.only a lil one so n00bs dont streal from u and make you look bad. for every defense there is a fleet that can cain the fuck out of it and ur fleet behind it and steal ur resource. Utterless pointless crap at the end of the day. They are made from resources (see above) and are to stop better players arse-raping you for your resources.Ġ Because the time you have read this article the ranked 1 player has spent some of his valuable time decimating what's left of your 1 light fighter. and there is fuck all you can do about it COS UR A LOSER, your mom's a loser! once you have mined them, someone who is bigger and better thanyou comes along and takes them from you. And yet somehow a player with more than 5,000 points will always get raped on a Sunday. It would take a genius mathematician the likes of Chuck Norris to discern this maze of numbers. However if you treasure that hole you shit out of, join an alliance.or even better GET OFF THE F*CKING OCRACK!Ī complicated mass of unintelligable numbers letters and hyphens. So the moral of alliances are if you like guys, and like arse-rapping, don't join one. Alliances are really a waste of time, but if you’re not in one you’re guaranteed to have your fleet and planets arse-raped within days. Alliances are actually quite boring, they don't do much, the biggest highlight is reading a message from one of your Alliance buddies telling you he's being attacked.that's quite a laugh. Some may say being in an Alliance shows that you have friends, but in reality if you did have friends you probably wouldn't be playing ogame. These are groups of players (clique) who do not attack each other. But due to the slow real- time game play, you find yourself waiting, waiting, waiting and waiting just so you can make a single click to start a new build/research or do something remotely constructive (to the point even cyber-sex fails to distract the young emperor in is quest.) Girls can also play.but they are crap, utterly pointless players. However players can fall into routines, waking every hour to make sure all is ok in their universe bid for power. That is of course before your attempt is faulted by the ever more annoying Game Operators. Ogame has warped the minds of many individuals, including your mom, effortlessly fooling them into believe they can become the one ruler of the universe. The O+game (the o stands for online don't ask what the game stands for!) Ogame is highly addictive, more so than heroin, and it is referred to many as OCrack. Ogame is an online game.( I SUCK MY FATHERS PENIS FOR WRITING THIS, I DON'T HAVE A LIFE AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO ).
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